Sins of Da Vinci Code

What the f__K is your problem with Da Vinci Code? Unless you think the movie is horrible, IT'S ALL FICTION!!!

SBD

Hetong southbeach diet, at pagiging mukhang 10 years younger at pagiging attractive sa mas bata.... tsk, dapat yata pinoproblema ko na ito ah.
Pinag-iisipan ko na nga ang sinasabi ng mga prends: "strong independent types are seen as mommy figures"- ano pala ang itsura ko? Samantha o Miranda?

"Oh, i can't believe you are 37..."
"What did you think, 27?--"
"Yes!"
"Thanks. Your next lunch is on me."
"No, seriously"
"Okay that's good, don't look so shocked"

(an hour and few conversations later)

"Wow, 37 huh? You must've learned a lot..."
("Aaaarrrrrgggghhhh!")

Friend whispering: "he might ask next if 'those' are real"
Whispering back "I could answer 'honey even if I can afford it i won't need it' but that would just convince him I'm telling the truth about my age."